Hearty greeting my good feind,
I am appealing to your most gracious and honorable nature. I am third cousin to princess Contorta of Jamalia and we are in desparations. So we are.
On Friday 28th of this very month are the best and most grand BROOKFIELD QUIZ for which we have world beating team gathered. My heart is truly broken as our minibus is so ingloriously at this time sufferings a most untimely failure,
My plea to you is to asseble together your most trusted and knowledagble, and play in our stead. Our honor is truly in your most effervescent hands my friend.
A million thank yous for your cooperations.
Reginald Blenkinsop
Captain of Royal Jamalian Navy Quiz team
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the brookfield pub 